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Erma Bombeck's Great Work Lives On at the University of Dayton Feb. 16, 2024
I was unloading the car I'd rented when my neighbor asked where I'd gone. "The University of Dayton,... Read More
We Need to Talk About Death and Applebee's Feb. 10, 2024
I thought about death in Applebee's. Where the Maroon 5 flows as freely as the margarita mix. Where ... Read More
If Taylor Swift is a Biden Psyop, Can We Just Have Healthcare? Feb. 03, 2024
An unhinged theory flying around this country, a silly widdle country, is that the United States gov... Read More
Tip Sheet for Ron DeSantis Upon Returning to Florida Jan. 27, 2024
ALL-STAFF MEMO FROM THE OFFICE OF FLORIDA GOV. RON DESANTIS Subject: One-pager of tips and talking p... Read More
A Floridian Reviews 'Steamboat Willie' Jan. 13, 2024
Great news for any creatives itching to appropriate a wholly specific, old-timey version of Mickey M... Read More
Please Respect Those Who Are Bad at Work This Week Jan. 06, 2024
If you are resuming responsibilities after a holiday spent flopping around like a southern elephant ... Read More
Low-Stakes New Year's Resolutions Dec. 30, 2023
Since the dawn of my Type-B existence, I have been a strong proponent of taking it easy around the n... Read More
We Need a Christopher Hitchens, but We'll Never Find One Dec. 30, 2023
I write this on the 12th anniversary of the death of Christopher Hitchens. He was a writer and speak... Read More
Is 'Die Hard' a Christmas Movie? And Other Debates I Don't Care About Dec. 23, 2023
Is "Die Hard" a Christmas movie? Sure. OK. Yeah. It's set at Christmas. There's a dead guy in an ele... Read More
The Annual Office Holiday Party and How to Win It Dec. 21, 2023
Thank you! Everyone here at Work Daze HQ appreciates your attendance at our annual holiday party. In... Read More
What Your Holiday Potluck Dish Says About You Dec. 16, 2023
'Tis the season to spear cubes of wet potato salad from a paper plate while extracting small talk ab... Read More
After Florida vs. California, Will Debates Get Even More Pointless? Dec. 02, 2023
While innocent Americans were minding their own business Thursday night, Danny Zuko raced Leo "Crate... Read More
In a Chaotic World, Welcoming the No Pants Trend Nov. 11, 2023
"The end better be freaking nigh." This message sailed into my texts via a group chat last week foll... Read More
How CEOs Can Save the Office Oct. 19, 2023
(Warning: This column is for CEOs only.) If you're a CEO, you're probably in a bad mood right now. A... Read More
Rejected Titles for the Killer Manatee Movie Oct. 07, 2023
Flipping big news for fans of notoriously bloodthirsty manatees: Recently, we learned a movie called... Read More
Racing Ahead in Your Career? Better Learn to Drag Your Feet. Sep. 21, 2023
What do you do when a new assignment comes around? If you immediately raise your hand, you're makin... Read More
A Letter to My Leggings Sep. 19, 2023
Dear Leggings, I think we need to talk. There was a time when you always had my back... or, at least... Read More
Free Ideas for Restaurants Sep. 16, 2023
We are all unimpeachable business owners in our fantasies, right? We are business geniuses! For inst... Read More
I'm Sorry, but It's Halloween Now Sep. 09, 2023
Do you ever look up and realize you are standing in the middle of a fully functioning Spirit Hallowe... Read More
Staying Cool While the Oceans Are Boiling Sep. 02, 2023
You may have noticed it's a touch, hmm, sultry out. Maybe it's the persistent low-grade headache. Or... Read More
