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Losing Contact Jun. 27, 2025
My contact manager, Outlook, won't open. It doesn't care how often I click. It says it's loading. Bu... Read More
Is This Spam Text Asking Me Out? Jun. 21, 2025
Last week, I got a text: Are you free tomorrow? Come to my house for dinner, and I will make your fa... Read More
Dying With Bette Jun. 20, 2025
We've all heard about people who suffer for their art. Normally, that doesn't apply to me. As an ove... Read More
Sex Break or Coffee Break -- The Choice is Yours Jun. 19, 2025
When your bosses said they wanted to increase production, they didn't mean this. "This" is the strat... Read More
Tips on Winning a Breakup From a Hysterical Woman Jun. 14, 2025
Hi, woman here. Sorry to step out of line, but the men need help. It has been brought to the attenti... Read More
Send In the Marines! Jun. 13, 2025
Send in the Marines! Damn! That sounds tough. Say it. Just say it. Yell it into the silence of your ... Read More
Casual NoDay Jun. 12, 2025
Emily Post won't help you. The queen of etiquette, circa 1922, had little to say about what to wear... Read More
Trump and Musk in Couples' Counseling: We Have the Transcript Jun. 07, 2025
COUNSELOR: Gentlemen, please have a seat. Thanks for coming today. I understand the two of you are n... Read More
Don't Make Me Say It Jun. 07, 2025
My family came to visit me in Florida recently. Their sole request was to patronize a Tijuana Flats ... Read More
Your Resume: Polish It or Pulverize It? Jun. 05, 2025
You never forget your first resume. The excitement. The anticipation. The lies. Sure, you were a fro... Read More
How To Remake a Political Career in Wrestling May. 31, 2025
You do not want to lose the wrestling fans, OK? Few folks are so passionately clear-eyed about their... Read More
Tell Your Inner Critic to Shut It May. 29, 2025
You really aren't any good at your job, and you're even worse at hiding it. The mistakes you make ar... Read More
The 2025 Hurricane Season is All About Vibes, Baby May. 24, 2025
Storm riders, it's time to begin all rituals that induce good fortune. Knock on wood, harness the en... Read More
A Good Day and a Bad Night at the Pseudonymous Resort May. 23, 2025
As a speaker, my life involved getting paid to go to places where other people vacationed. Still, I ... Read More
Workplace Drama Doesn't Work May. 22, 2025
Every office has them: drama queens and drama kings whose highly theatrical soliloquies about their ... Read More
Pinnacles and Unforgettable Shebangs May. 16, 2025
You'd think I'd know the date of my wedding, but apparently you'd be wrong. As I write these words, ... Read More
Want a Promotion? Hire a Bodyguard May. 15, 2025
WORK DAZE BY BOB GOLDMAN RELEASE DATE: THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 2025, AND THEREAFTER Want a Promotion? ... Read More
The Realest ID Is the One Left at the Bar May. 10, 2025
I say this as the biggest procrastinator in the world, a habitual April 14 taxpayer, someone who thi... Read More
Groucho and I and the Race for 2028 May. 09, 2025
Though I've been eligible for years — being over 35 and a natural-born citizen — no one ... Read More
Your Boss, Your Couch -- What Could Go Wrong? May. 08, 2025
It isn't often that I disagree with The New York Times, but this time, they've gone too far. It was ... Read More
