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Sleeping with the Enemy Apr. 25, 2023
Whenever my husband goes out of town, I cheat. I figure what he doesn't know won't hurt him, and sin... Read More
Ron DeSantis Needs More Exciting Disney Threats Apr. 22, 2023
This whole Disney thing is embarrassing. Just pretend briefly that you wanted to run for president (... Read More
Crying Babies Stink, but So Do Adults Who Freak Out About Them Apr. 22, 2023
Did you see the video of the guy freaking out because of a crying baby on a plane? I did, and I'll b... Read More
Watch This Ad, Buy This Drug Apr. 19, 2023
Drug ads on TV are almost always annoying, and frightening, too, if you listen to the mandatory disc... Read More
Call Me, Maybe Apr. 18, 2023
"Hello?" I said, picking up the phone from an unknown caller. "We're calling about your car's extend... Read More
What's Greek Easter When You Have the Other Kind? Apr. 15, 2023
The other night, my kids ate corn dogs and feta cheese for dinner. That might seem odd unless I add ... Read More
Commencement for the Rest of Us Apr. 13, 2023
Thank you for that warm welcome. Or is it me? In any event, I'm very honored to be here today, welco... Read More
Read This Now; Don't Wait Apr. 12, 2023
No one thinks procrastinating is a good thing. Well, almost no one. But a new study shows how it rea... Read More
The Round Knife Rolley Thing Apr. 11, 2023
"Have you seen the round knife rolley thing?" asked my husband, moving his arm back and forth in a s... Read More
If My Kids Ask About Trump, Here's What I'll Say Apr. 08, 2023
One day, I'll explain to my sons why Donald Trump was charged with a crime. Well, 34 crimes, to be ... Read More
The Fall Season, Year-round Apr. 05, 2023
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is 81 years old. His recent fall, resulting in a concussion a... Read More
Egg on My Face Apr. 04, 2023
I had to roast an egg. I wondered: How hard could it be? I've made hard- and soft-boiled eggs, scram... Read More
A Trip to the Aquarium -- Borderline Educational, Seriously Expensive Apr. 01, 2023
It's spring break and the kids are home from school, so I recently decided to drop the equivalent of... Read More
Vaping and Oral Health Mar. 29, 2023
There's a growing body of evidence that vaping (e-cigarettes) is associated with poorer health, incl... Read More
What's in Your Pocket? Mar. 28, 2023
"Is that a new jacket?" my husband asked me as I put my jacket on to leave. "Yes!" I exclaimed excit... Read More
Mediocre People Need Influencers, Too Mar. 25, 2023
I wish there were influencers for the rest of us: We the imperfect. We the mediocre. We the normal. ... Read More
Thank You for Calling Me Ma'am Mar. 24, 2023
Two weeks ago, I came across a thought-provoking article posted on CNN.com by Janelle Davis titled "... Read More
If You're Giving Away Bailouts, I'll Take One, Please Mar. 18, 2023
Dear Sirs (one assumes), What follows is my official application to be included in the billions of d... Read More
A Different Kind of Twindemic Mar. 15, 2023
Twin births have been in decline in the U.S. for the last decade, falling roughly 3% per year, after... Read More
Eye See You Mar. 14, 2023
"Honey, have you seen my eyeglasses?" yelled my husband from another room. I sighed. This was not th... Read More
