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The First Three Laws of Travel Jan. 09, 2026
I was at the massive Temple at Luxor, where the pharaohs were crowned. The 3,500-year-old columns to... Read More
Welcome to 2026 -- Keep Your Head Down and Your Shoes Off Jan. 08, 2026
It's a new year and a new dress code. Nobody cares what you wear to work. What matters now is what y... Read More
Instead of Resolutions, Try the Reset Method Jan. 03, 2026
Allow me, a moderately cluttered person whose Christmas tree may still be up by next Festivus, to es... Read More
2026 Career Disasters You Just Might Avoid Jan. 01, 2026
You're one of the lucky ones. You have a job. You also have a worry. Will the job you have at the ... Read More
Affirmations From a T.J. Maxx Price Sticker Dec. 27, 2025
Dear journal, I, a T.J. Maxx price sticker, will know my own value, not just the value of name-brand... Read More
Ignore These 2026 Career Resolutions -- I Dare You Dec. 25, 2025
Looking for New Year's resolutions? Didn't think so. There are just too many experts with too many s... Read More
Merry Christmas, Except for the Hungry, Poor and Sick Dec. 20, 2025
The holidays always bear a certain layer of heaviness. That's why so many people try to tap into the... Read More
The Wedding Almost Everyone Forgot Dec. 19, 2025
The first time Rosie and I got married, things just seemed to fall into place. Our guests all loved ... Read More
Diet Your Way to Success Dec. 18, 2025
May I tell you about my diet? It's simple, really. I eat Keto on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I ea... Read More
Mr. Trump Goes to the Grocery Store Dec. 13, 2025
CCTV captured this (completely fake) conversation between President Donald Trump and a grocery store... Read More
Marco Rubio, Have You Considered Comic Sans? Dec. 13, 2025
Marco Rubio, secretary of state, has taken a brave stance on a prudent matter ripping at the fabric ... Read More
Songs for Creating Demons Dec. 12, 2025
Not to plug my new supernatural thriller, "The Great Dick: And the Dysfunctional Demon," but you may... Read More
Falling In Love with the Office -- Again Dec. 11, 2025
Still working from home and loving it? There's a word for people like you. The word is "old." You're... Read More
Add to Cart! Don't Stop Now! Dec. 06, 2025
Happy Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Buy Now Pay Later Sunday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday,... Read More
Socializing Out of the Office? You're Out of Your Mind Dec. 04, 2025
Are you an innie or an outie? If you watch "Severance," you'll definitely know. The hit TV show is a... Read More
McCarthy Was Totally Misunderstood, Bro Nov. 29, 2025
It is hereby the official position of Florida's State Board of Education that Joseph McCarthy was ac... Read More
Will Licking Ruin the Friendship? Nov. 22, 2025
I almost never check work email on a Saturday, but I must have known deep down that a sitcom script ... Read More
Yo, Piggy! Nov. 21, 2025
"Yo! Fat Girl! C'mere. Are ya ticklish?" So rapped the late rapper Humpty Hump, describing a good op... Read More
The Dream Monstrosity Nov. 21, 2025
Want to buy a house? It's in a great neighborhood. In walking distance of excellent schools. It's th... Read More
Quiet Please -- I'm Trying to Not Work Here Nov. 20, 2025
I don't know whose bright idea it was, but the person who came up with the concept of the open offic... Read More
